Tuesday, January 24, 2006

What Sounds Right At The Poker Tables Can Sound Wrong In Casual Conversation

· "I don't know what he had in his hole, but it was better than what I had."
· "Can we play Stud next? I'll even bring it in first!"
· "I really stuck it to your wife a little bit ago, she couldn't get away from my flopped monster."
· "I thought I was good there, but what he had in his pocket was just too much for me."
· "The longer I sit here, the smaller my stack seems to get thanks to you guys."
· "This guy (dealer) is screwing me! I don't want to see another eight from him today!"
· "He fell in love with his Jack in the hole."
· "He was basically begging me to suck out on him."
· "I shoved my whole stack in, and he was basically drooling."
...and finally...
· "Feel the power of my pocket rockets!"

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