Each month, TopPair Magazine will bring you a new member of our Celebrity Poker "Dream Team". These are celebs that may not even play poker yet but we would LOVE to see them see a flop!
First up... Paris Hilton!
Her Poker Face:
What she will say when she flops Top Pair: "That's Hot."
How to tell when she is bluffing:
"She asks her Chihuahua
Tinkerbell, "Should I like... call or raise?"
How to put her on "Tilt":
Steal her cell phone address book
and publish it on the billboard at the casino.
You are in trouble if:
You are playing against
her in a tourney that allows re-buys.
She might just buy the entire casino!
If you bust her out of the game:
Paris will just call for soster Nikki to pick
her up and with a smile and a quick wave say,
"I'm over it!"
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